Cats have long been accused of ignoring the laws of physics. But they’re not defying gravity. They’re just testing it. Repeatedly. With scientific dedication and a hint of mischief. Whether it’s a glass, a pen, or your favorite houseplant, cats everywhere are determined to prove that “what goes up must come down”… preferably with a dramatic crash and a look that says, “You saw nothing.”
These tiny, furry physicists conduct their experiments with absolute focus. How far can a phone fall before it cracks? How fast can a sandwich hit the floor? And the ultimate question. Will gravity ever take a day off? Spoiler alert: still works every time. But you have to respect their commitment to the cause.
No scientific process would be complete without peer review, of course. In cat terms, that means knocking the same object off twice while maintaining unbroken eye contact. The findings? Consistently chaotic, undeniably funny, and always purr-reviewed for accuracy. Science has never been so adorable… or so destructive.
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