The breakout success of HBO’s gay hockey series Heated Rivalry inspired this week’s SNL to reimagine the upcoming Harry Potter reboot with a far sultrier premise for its two male leads, “because the only thing hotter than hockey is Quidditch.” Episode host Finn Wolfhard plays Harry, Ben Marshall co-stars as his lover Ron Weasley, and Jason Momoa even pops up as Hagrid in a generally hilarious sketch that will no doubt have J.K. Rowling fuming.