A Pew Research Center survey found that 62% of American adults say they interact with artificial intelligence several times a week or more. Here are some tips for using AI.
Fact-check any information provided by asking the follow-up question “Are you sure?”
Offset your water footprint by not bathing for 72 hours after each use.
Don’t ask AI for medical advice until you ask it to generate a medical license first.
Mask your identity by adding, “I, Barack Obama,” to the beginning of each request.
If the AI’s response seems incorrect, try changing your perception of reality so it is.
Do not give the AI any chocolate.
Be specific by providing context on why you’re sexually harassing the woman in the photo.
Give the AI restraints, like “Don’t tell me to kill myself as part of this stir-fry recipe.”
Set aside $400,000 for the lawsuit.
Weigh any ethical implications against how much of a fucking drag it would be to write that mass-layoff email yourself.
